Monday, May 18, 2015

Shit My Husband Says- II

 Typical Sunday afternoon chores: empty the fridge, wash the dishes, take trash out to the street.
Me: standing at the sink washing dishes. Barry: yells from across the house,
"Is this your pee stick in my trash can?
I yell back, "What? NO!"
 Enter Barry holding out trash can for me to look inside only to discover it is in fact one of my pee sticks.
Me- "NO!!! That's not mine!"
Barry- (flamboyantly) "oh well then; it must be mine.. My bad...."(walks away with trash can.)

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