Wednesday, November 4, 2015

SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING HUSBAND

FOR AS ANXIOUS AS I AM, YOU'D THINK I WAS THE ONE TRAVELING.
AT WHAT POINT DOES THIS FEELING TRANSPOSE FROM JUST MY HORMONES TO A PREMONITION.
GOD FORBIRD.
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO GO THERE.
I CAN'T GO THERE.
I FEEL LIKE A CRAZY WIFE...
I JUST HAD TO LIE TO SOMEONE WHO WALKED INTO MY OFFICE AND ASKED WHY MY EYES WERE ALL RED.
"OHHH BECAUSE MY HUSBAND IS OUT OF TOWN FOR 2 DAYS.... " HOW RIDICULOUS WOULD THAT HAVE SOUNDED?
I TOLD THEM MY ALLERGIES WERE KICKING MY ASS. WHICH ISN'T A TOTAL LIE.


WTF IS HAPPENING TO ME?


I SHOULD TREAT MYSELF TO A MILKSHAKE.




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